Hello friends and foes,
I have dedicated my time and money into making sure that education is out on the internet to STOP THE URBAN HIPSTER MOVEMENT. These people are the new cancer to our society. I will do however much i can to make sure that this movement is squashed. There people our going to drain our society. I will use this forum to educate the general public on:
-how to spot an urban hipster
-what to do when encountered with these people
-why you should feel the need to stop the movement
-and most importantly how to stop it
These people are characterized by there actions and words. Actions and words i will define in upcoming posts. These demonstrations and actions which are intended at bringing down the beautiful system our ancestors have cultivated through thier bloods shed. Thomas Jefferson would have thrown these people out of this country.
They are driven by an urge to be different. What is wrong with the culture we have created?? People who are different need to be neutralized or else there may be an uprise in this society. Back in the 19th century the south was different, they supported slavery. So if you support slavery go out and buy a pair of thick framed glasses and stop showering. But if you like America subscripe to this blog and learn how you can help.
Hipsters are easily notice by what they wear as well. Those black, thick framed glasses are a tell tale sign that a hipster is near.
ReplyDeleteI pledge to be part of this movement.
I also pledge to assist in the campaign against the hipsters. Granted the danger they present to the world is not nearly as great as others (like the apes), but the situation should be monitored.
ReplyDeleteGood work George.
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ReplyDeleteThis would be a good guide to spot on of them.